Re: [Harp-L] NEW SERVICE - Hiding harmonica purchases from your wife

[Venky Ramakrishna <jazzyvenky@xxxxxxxxx>]

My wife is into books and I am into harmonicas. Problem solved

On Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 11:44 AM, Joseph Leone <3n037@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

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> On Dec 16, 2012, at 11:52 PM, Matthew Smart wrote:
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> > After reading Greg Jones hilarious post of the underworld of hiding
> harmonica purchases from wives,
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>      Then you have the wrong wife........lolol......smokey-joe
> >
> > I received 3 funny purchases:
> >
> > 1 envelope with cash and hand written note with order (received previous
> email if this was ok. Customer asked if he could just send cash in envelope
> for future purchases. I realize now he is drawing from his Rat Fund)
> >
> > 1 envelope with money order, shipping combs to a DIFFERENT address than
> the buyer (no phone call previously, it just showed up)
> >
> > A purchase of a custom seydel session in C from MR. P.  Then a few days
> later received an order and email from MRS. P. Saying that MR.P. really
> wanted a C, could I get it there on time for Xmas. I almost shipped the C,
> then realized that although MR.P may be perturbed that I busted him, I
> emailed his wife suggesting that I send an A instead and a free lump of
> coal. For covert operations like this, seriously Use the WORK ADDRESS.
> >
> > NOW HERE THIS: if you are hiding purchases from your wives, I will be
> offering a complimentary re-mailing service with the return label: IRS or
> Mens Health Magazine. I figure either one she will avoid. As a 3rd option I
> may also offer Rogaine Incorporated if you REALLY want to make sure she
> doesn't open it. I accept no responsibility for any humiliation that this
> may cause you when your wife makes fun of you for losing your hair. I got
> over this long ago (I am completely bald) so I don't have sensitivity on
> this issue. Not recommended for men with receding hairlines, baldspots only.
> >
> > Items sent to friends and distant relatives require an additional fee of
> 1%.
> >
> > Gratuities accepted! Marriage counseling NOT offered at this time.
> >
> > = )
> >
> >
> > --
> > hetrickharmonica@xxxxxx
> > www.hetrickharmonica.com
> >
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