Re: [Harp-L] NEW SERVICE - Hiding harmonica purchases from your wife

[Joseph Leone <3n037@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Dec 16, 2012, at 11:52 PM, Matthew Smart wrote:

> After reading Greg Jones hilarious post of the underworld of hiding harmonica purchases from wives,

     Then you have the wrong wife........lolol......smokey-joe
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> I received 3 funny purchases:
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> 1 envelope with cash and hand written note with order (received previous email if this was ok. Customer asked if he could just send cash in envelope for future purchases. I realize now he is drawing from his Rat Fund)
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> 1 envelope with money order, shipping combs to a DIFFERENT address than the buyer (no phone call previously, it just showed up)
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> A purchase of a custom seydel session in C from MR. P.  Then a few days later received an order and email from MRS. P. Saying that MR.P. really wanted a C, could I get it there on time for Xmas. I almost shipped the C, then realized that although MR.P may be perturbed that I busted him, I emailed his wife suggesting that I send an A instead and a free lump of coal. For covert operations like this, seriously Use the WORK ADDRESS.
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> NOW HERE THIS: if you are hiding purchases from your wives, I will be offering a complimentary re-mailing service with the return label: IRS or Mens Health Magazine. I figure either one she will avoid. As a 3rd option I may also offer Rogaine Incorporated if you REALLY want to make sure she doesn't open it. I accept no responsibility for any humiliation that this may cause you when your wife makes fun of you for losing your hair. I got over this long ago (I am completely bald) so I don't have sensitivity on this issue. Not recommended for men with receding hairlines, baldspots only.
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> Items sent to friends and distant relatives require an additional fee of 1%.
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> Gratuities accepted! Marriage counseling NOT offered at this time.
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> = )
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