Re: [Harp-L] NEW SERVICE - Hiding harmonica purchases from your wife

[Jerry Deall <jdeall@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

I'm one microphone short of being single, but my wife is one dog short. 


Thanks Jerry, 

----- Original Message -----
From: "Venky Ramakrishna" <jazzyvenky@xxxxxxxxx> 
To: "Joseph Leone" <3n037@xxxxxxxxxxx> 
Cc: "Harp L Harp L" <harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx> 
Sent: Monday, December 17, 2012 11:21:50 AM 
Subject: Re: [Harp-L] NEW SERVICE - Hiding harmonica purchases from your wife 

My wife is into books and I am into harmonicas. Problem solved 

On Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 11:44 AM, Joseph Leone <3n037@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: 

> 
> On Dec 16, 2012, at 11:52 PM, Matthew Smart wrote: 
> 
> > After reading Greg Jones hilarious post of the underworld of hiding 
> harmonica purchases from wives, 
> 
> Then you have the wrong wife........lolol......smokey-joe 
> > 
> > I received 3 funny purchases: 
> > 
> > 1 envelope with cash and hand written note with order (received previous 
> email if this was ok. Customer asked if he could just send cash in envelope 
> for future purchases. I realize now he is drawing from his Rat Fund) 
> > 
> > 1 envelope with money order, shipping combs to a DIFFERENT address than 
> the buyer (no phone call previously, it just showed up) 
> > 
> > A purchase of a custom seydel session in C from MR. P. Then a few days 
> later received an order and email from MRS. P. Saying that MR.P. really 
> wanted a C, could I get it there on time for Xmas. I almost shipped the C, 
> then realized that although MR.P may be perturbed that I busted him, I 
> emailed his wife suggesting that I send an A instead and a free lump of 
> coal. For covert operations like this, seriously Use the WORK ADDRESS. 
> > 
> > NOW HERE THIS: if you are hiding purchases from your wives, I will be 
> offering a complimentary re-mailing service with the return label: IRS or 
> Mens Health Magazine. I figure either one she will avoid. As a 3rd option I 
> may also offer Rogaine Incorporated if you REALLY want to make sure she 
> doesn't open it. I accept no responsibility for any humiliation that this 
> may cause you when your wife makes fun of you for losing your hair. I got 
> over this long ago (I am completely bald) so I don't have sensitivity on 
> this issue. Not recommended for men with receding hairlines, baldspots only. 
> > 
> > Items sent to friends and distant relatives require an additional fee of 
> 1%. 
> > 
> > Gratuities accepted! Marriage counseling NOT offered at this time. 
> > 
> > = ) 
> > 
> > 
> > -- 
> > hetrickharmonica@xxxxxx 
> > www.hetrickharmonica.com 
> > 
> 
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