[Harp-L] NEW SERVICE - Hiding harmonica purchases from your wife

[Matthew Smart <matthewsmart@xxxxxxxxx>]

After reading Greg Jones hilarious post of the underworld of hiding 
harmonica purchases from wives,

I received 3 funny purchases:

1 envelope with cash and hand written note with order (received previous 
email if this was ok. Customer asked if he could just send cash in 
envelope for future purchases. I realize now he is drawing from his Rat 
Fund)

1 envelope with money order, shipping combs to a DIFFERENT address than 
the buyer (no phone call previously, it just showed up)

A purchase of a custom seydel session in C from MR. P.  Then a few days 
later received an order and email from MRS. P. Saying that MR.P. really 
wanted a C, could I get it there on time for Xmas. I almost shipped the 
C, then realized that although MR.P may be perturbed that I busted him, 
I emailed his wife suggesting that I send an A instead and a free lump 
of coal. For covert operations like this, seriously Use the WORK ADDRESS.

NOW HERE THIS: if you are hiding purchases from your wives, I will be 
offering a complimentary re-mailing service with the return label: IRS 
or Mens Health Magazine. I figure either one she will avoid. As a 3rd 
option I may also offer Rogaine Incorporated if you REALLY want to make 
sure she doesn't open it. I accept no responsibility for any humiliation 
that this may cause you when your wife makes fun of you for losing your 
hair. I got over this long ago (I am completely bald) so I don't have 
sensitivity on this issue. Not recommended for men with receding 
hairlines, baldspots only.

Items sent to friends and distant relatives require an additional fee of 
1%.

Gratuities accepted! Marriage counseling NOT offered at this time.

= )


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