[Harp-L] A harmonica joke, if I'm allowed...

[Steve Shaw <moorcot@xxxxxxx>]

A man was walking through a forest when suddenly a fairy appeared right in front of him and announced that he now had one wish at his disposal. He pulled a world map from his backpack and pointed at it: " In this country people are suffering, and here on this continent there are famines and there are many who are tortured ... I want all these people to live freely, in peace and good health. Can you grant me this wish?"

The fairy answered thoughtfully: "I'm really sorry, but even for me that's impossible. Can't you think of something less difficult to fulfill?"

He replied: "Well, actually, there is one thing ... I play blues harp and I face huge difficulties with getting a clean intonation in the higher pitches and I just can’t seem to master those overdraws and blow-bends, and I really wanna play just like Little Walter with some gutsy low draw bends.  You think you could possibly …

At which point the fairy interrupts him curtly : "Oh, all right, let me have a look at that map again ... "

Steve (sorry!)

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