Re: [Harp-L] NEW SERVICE - Hiding harmonica purchases from your wife

[Joseph Leone <3n037@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Hey there Larry my 'Goombah'. The wife is into quilting and believe ME, she spends wheeeey more than I do. She is from W. Va. and was so poor her family couldn't afford dirt floors. They had to do with soot floors. Problem with getting old? I was poor until I retired and took my roll over and invested it. Now I am well set and can afford an Aston Martin if I wanted one. Problem is? I no longer want such frivolities. (I drive a 91 Cherokee). And I haven't bought a chromo in years. People keep giving me 'donors' and I keep turning them into players. So now I don't have anything to practice my repair wizardry on. But that's ok, cause my hands and eyes are shot anyway. lolol

smo-joe 


On Dec 17, 2012, at 4:48 PM, Larry Sandy wrote:

> Smokie, he may have the wrong wife but he ain't getting mine..... Sandy let's me spend my allowance any way I want.  I just need more allowance.  LOL
> 
> Lockjaw Larry
> Dreaming new harmonicas daily.
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> From: Joseph Leone <3n037@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: Matthew Smart <matthewsmart@xxxxxxxxx> 
> Cc: Harp L Harp L <harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx> 
> Sent: Monday, December 17, 2012 11:44 AM
> Subject: Re: [Harp-L] NEW SERVICE - Hiding harmonica purchases from your wife
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> On Dec 16, 2012, at 11:52 PM, Matthew Smart wrote:
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> > After reading Greg Jones hilarious post of the underworld of hiding harmonica purchases from wives,
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>     Then you have the wrong wife........lolol......smokey-joe
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> > I received 3 funny purchases:
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> > 1 envelope with cash and hand written note with order (received previous email if this was ok. Customer asked if he could just send cash in envelope for future purchases. I realize now he is drawing from his Rat Fund)
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> > 1 envelope with money order, shipping combs to a DIFFERENT address than the buyer (no phone call previously, it just showed up)
> > 
> > A purchase of a custom seydel session in C from MR. P.  Then a few days later received an order and email from MRS. P. Saying that MR.P. really wanted a C, could I get it there on time for Xmas. I almost shipped the C, then realized that although MR.P may be perturbed that I busted him, I emailed his wife suggesting that I send an A instead and a free lump of coal. For covert operations like this, seriously Use the WORK ADDRESS.
> > 
> > NOW HERE THIS: if you are hiding purchases from your wives, I will be offering a complimentary re-mailing service with the return label: IRS or Mens Health Magazine. I figure either one she will avoid. As a 3rd option I may also offer Rogaine Incorporated if you REALLY want to make sure she doesn't open it. I accept no responsibility for any humiliation that this may cause you when your wife makes fun of you for losing your hair. I got over this long ago (I am completely bald) so I don't have sensitivity on this issue. Not recommended for men with receding hairlines, baldspots only.
> > 
> > Items sent to friends and distant relatives require an additional fee of 1%.
> > 
> > Gratuities accepted! Marriage counseling NOT offered at this time.
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> > = )
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> > hetrickharmonica@xxxxxx
> > www.hetrickharmonica.com
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