...I live up North on Planet Earth, which is the place where clarinet hasn't been featured in any band I've heard in the last 30 years. I suppose it's possible that there's a teeny little pocket on the planet where every band features a clarinet. It might be the same teeny little pocket where every band features a harmonica, too. I sincerely wish that the second teeny little pocket was as big as the planet, but it's not, and that's the point.