[Harp-L] What do you want to be called?

[Bill Rossoll <billrossoll@xxxxxxxxx>]

Nicknames are kinda funny critters, ya know?
You can't pick 'em, they pick you.
Had a kid in my neighborhood growing up who had an unusually large head 
and red hair.
We called him "Punkin Head"
Another kid was called "Pine Cone" but I never did know why.
He didn't smell funny as far as I recall.
My Dad's name is Bill and so is mine.
So, when people would call the house they would either ask for Big Bill 
Or Little Bill.
Likewise with Bill and Billy.
Oh sure, I know this is a departure from the original topic but 
----HEY!----What do you expect from a kid named Little Bill?