HUMOR POSTING!

[G.Jackson@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

Hi Happy Harpers,

                  I got the stuff below from the accordion mailing list.
It does not *really* relate to the harp-l I know. 

However I thought the musician side of our natures would like a bit of
light-hearted fun, just for a change.

I did a small amount of text deletion to keep it in a readable form.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Gordon

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<From accordion-Request@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mon Jul 11 23:00:04 1994
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 1994 14:28:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: Erik Butterworth <butterw@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: Play an Accordion . . . (Update) (NMCBAC) (fwd)
To: accordion@xxxxxxxxxx
 
> Since deciding to investigate the idea of learning to play the pipes, I've
> come to the conclusion that the Celts are unique in that they can take the
> two instruments that annoy the most people in the world, and place them in
> the *same band*.
> 
> John  "Smilies everyone, smilies...."  :^) Keating
> 

  Not true.  Bulgarian players often mix accordion and bagpipe.  To a
lesser extent this also happens in Ro(u)manian and Macedonia.  Both
accordions and bagpipes are popular throughout Eastern Europe, however
since the styles differ, mixing is an open question. 

  Erik

  BTW.  When I told my father I was now playing bagpipe as well as
accordion, he said he felt much better about me having moved to another
state. 

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From: Greg Bullough <greg@xxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 11 Jul 1994 14:03:34 PDT
In-Reply-To: "John W. Keating III" <keating@xxxxxxxxxxx>

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 Make that four. They've adopted the banjo :-)

Oops, forgot tin whistle, Five.

Yikes, six. Bones.

(Honourable mention to bodhran)

Greg

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> From accordion-Request@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Mon Jul 11 13:52:31 1994
> From: MSchway@xxxxxxx
> Sender: MSchway <MSchway@xxxxxxx>
> Date: Mon, 11 Jul 94 13:51:04 EDT
> 
>  > I'm certain everyone has seen the bumber sticker
>  > "Play An Accordion, Go To Jail"
> 
>  > I'm making a new bumper sticker
>  > "Three Rows And You're Out"
> 
> I saw a great one last week:
> 
> "I'm pro-accordion and I vote"
> 
> Anybody know where I can find it?
> 
> 

Seen in a fortune cookie last week.......

   "An accordion is just a bagpipe with pleats"

I should be offended, but I'm not exactly sure how.

mrt