Ain't got no i-phone Ain't got no girl Ain't got no money T' get along in this world Ain't got no gui-tar Ain't got no keys My harmonica's reeds are all flat I'm down on my knees. O Lord,, Down on my knees,, Gotta get me a woman One wit' some money Hopefully she'll have some spare harps and an axe So I can call her my Honey. Bump bumpity bump,