[Harp-L] RE: Friends of the Harmonica

[Jim Adams <tusker23@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Be warned!...It has recently been brought to my attention, by a very close, very dear, very personal friend, who is a source close to the top (whom I can't name due to legal ramifications), that a certain Chief Inveigler of SPRAH has been seen on numerous occasions, accepting gifts of glasses of "soaking liquid" as an inducement to "turn a blind eye" when certain SPRAH directives are being openly contravened. Film at eleven......

 

Due to possible repercussions, I must remain anonymous.

 

The Harpstrangler Extraordinaire.

 


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From: drfertig@xxxxxxxxx
Subject: [Harp-L] Fiends of the Harmonica (SPRAH)
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:35:09 -0700
To: harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx

Dear fellow fiends (oops, I mean friends) of the Harmonica, 
 
We at the ancient and mysterious Society for Prevention of Reckless Abuse of Harmonicas, (SPRAH) only attend to abuse of Harmonicas, not abuse of peoples' ears or musical sensibilities.
 
Thus SPRAH's Tertiary directive provides that we do not listen to attempts at harmonica playing, i.e., we don't address problems arising from people pumping air through the "little toys" (cit. Rick Estrin) - unless the air pumping is at a pressure greater than 175 psi.  (Directive #1 is, Love all harmonicas; #2, Suspect all harmonica owners.)
 
As for language, "sticks and stones," etc., but use of such bloody-minded terms as Harpstranglers (cit. Jim Adams) will be closely watched, lest the words become action.    
 
We will be watching.  but as usual, not listening.   
 
-Dave Fertig
Chief Inveigler, SPRAH
 



 
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