[Harp-L] Harmonica Abuse - Mea Culpa
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- Subject: [Harp-L] Harmonica Abuse - Mea Culpa
- From: "Bill Kumpe" <bkumpe@xxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:14:04 -0500
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Dr. Fertig:
Alas, I must confess. Even though I am a teetotaler and a (non-practicing)
ordained elder of my faith, I regularly baptize my plastic combed harps in a
tall glass of straight gin and hold them there until the gunk comes floating
out. I have been told that this is bad for them but I get secret pleasure
from it, from knowing that the little guys have been sterilized inside and
out by the alcohol in the gin. And, I must admit in my deepest, darkest
recesses of conscience that I also take guilty pleasure in the sharp, clean
taste of the gin on my newly sterilized harps. I have been told by good
authority not to do this but I continue. Am I an habitual harp abuser who
gets his jollies water-boarding poor little Suzukis and S20's in the devil's
spirits? Help me! What am I supposed to do Doctor Fertig?
Bill Kumpe
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