[Harp-L] Cell Phone aka Blackberry Blues

["Bill Kumpe" <bkumpe@xxxxxxx>]

Went out yesterday morning

To get into my jeep

My Blackberry slipped off my belt

But it didn't make a peep

I backed right over that sucker

Smashed it right into the ground

And now, I'm totally out of touch

And absolutely can't be found

 

And I said .. this is bad thing?

It don't seem so bad to me

Seems more like somebody cut my chains

And set my poor soul free.

 

I drove all the way to my office

Without a client breaking my peace

When I got there I just kept drivin'

The solitude was so complete

I had already lost my schedule

So I just went to the park instead

Sat down on a bench

And let the wind clear my head

 

And I said, man this is nice

That noisy thing is gone

It'll take 'em hours to find me

I think I'll just keep movin' on.

 

Bout lunch I got a footlong 

And a big ole bottle of beer

Sat down in the park to enjoy 'em

And man what did I hear

A pair of guitars a wailing

And a drummer on a trashcan

So I pulled out my harps

Nodded to them all

And joined their crazy band.

 

And I said, man

This beats the heck out of staying in touch

I'm glad as heck I smashed it

Thank you Jeep very much.