Re: [Harp-L] New to Harmonica

["Abner Galdos" <cdgaldos@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

see now this is a joke, the joker who is replying has no idea of what they are writing about...
I was under the impression that this group was tight, clean and sharp. but if this is only a joke ...............................

I did not think they made harps in titanium. wood and plastic. I guess you will buy anything... I would stick with plastic

the nostril thing dude come on now. are you serious saying you blow with your nose... what happens when you sneezes.

megaphone, your that confessed. or talentless 

at least you can fall on your accordion talent.

dude look up little Walters or better yet go buy some songs, if you don't know who little Walters is don't embarrass yourself by letting others now. I think we have an idea you don't know much so don't prove it.

light bulbs, wow, what kind are we talking about. house,car,boat,ship,planes,rocket ships. so if I can do most of these it makes me better than you.

overblows , I will give you that one.

dud then you must be one heck of a runner, 

abner

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Winslow Yerxa 
  To: harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx ; wolfkristiansen@xxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:32 PM
  Subject: Re: [Harp-L] New to Harmonica


  I'M NOT YELLING!!

  --- On Wed, 1/21/09, Wolf Kristiansen <wolfkristiansen@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
  From: Wolf Kristiansen <wolfkristiansen@xxxxxxxx>
  Subject: [Harp-L] New to Harmonica
  To: harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx
  Date: Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 4:39 PM

  Hi-- I'm new to harmonica.  Just wondering-- are plastic or wood combs the
  best?  

  TITANIUM. WOOD AND PLASTIC ARE FOR WEAKLINGS.

  Should I learn tongue blocking or lip pursing? 

  BOTH ARE TOO LIMITING. ANGLE THE HARP SO THAT YOU CAN GET ONE OR BOTH NOSTRILS ALIGNED WITH EITHER CORNER OF YOUR MOUTH.


  Are tube amps or solid
  state amps best for harmonica?  

  AMPS ARE FOR WIMPS. GET A LARGE ZINC MEGAPHONE.


  What's best, chromatic harmonicas or
  diatonic harmonicas?  

  FORGET THAT. BUY AN ACCORDION AND REMOVE THE REEDBLOCKS 
  FROM THE BASS SIDE AND PLAY THOSE INSTEAD.


  How do I learn to play Juke, by Little Walter?  

  WHO?

  Who is the
  best harmonica player in the world?  


  THE ONE WHO CAN CHANGE A LIGHTBULB BETTER THAN YOU CAN.


  What is all this about overblowing?  I have
  a feeling I've been underblowing.  

  ETIHER YOUR PLAYING BLOWS OR IT DOESN'T. 
  IT'S NOT A QUESTION OF DEGREES 
  (LIKE BEING A LITTLE BIT PREGNANT). SAME GOES IF YOU SUCK.


  Where do I get this "Fender
  Bassman" amp I've been hearing about?

  SEE ABOVE.

  Will I be ready for stage in
  three months?  

  YOU"RE READY WHEN YOU DEVELOP ENOUGH RUNNING SPEED, 
  ARM STRENGTH, AND FAST REFLEXES TO DODGE THROWN OBJECTS.

  Anyways, that's all I can think of right now.  I'll look
  for your answers tomorrow, and thanks in advance.

  YOU'RE WELCOME. 

  EXRAY SNOWSLIW

  Cheers,

  kris wolfiansen




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