Re: [Harp-L] Harp Hygiene 101-- tip No. 10
One of the less obvious hygiene violations and most common practice is
passing a harmonica around to people to show the covers, combs or reed assembly.
Many people who wouldn't dream of sharing their harps (let other play
them) readily let other people handle them.
You don't have grab the restroom exit door handle without a paper towel to
pick up all kinds of germs. Just pass your harps around: You're bound to
find the guy who just sneezed into his hands or walked out of a restroom
without washing his hands.
Hope this helps
Phil
In a message dated 4/26/09 3:59:53 AM, geoffatkins@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
> Hi Abner and Zach
> There's some tongue blocking in cheek here:
>
> Notes on Clean Harps (Graphic)
> 1) All harp players are different, carry different bacteria -or worse,
> so NEVER lend or borrow a harp. I leave my harmonica box open by the edge
> of
> the stage, and once as I was playing, to my horror I saw a young guy take
> a harp from my case and start to 'serenade' his lady. At the end of the
> piece I went to him, and to get the message across without anger,
> quipped "I sure hope my Aids doesn't get you". He went white as a sheet
> and
> they left the bar. I'm healthy and want to stay that way, the harp bathed
> in
> a phenol solution for a day.
> 2) Most all of the bacteria on the harp you've put there yourself,
> keep it that way. However, if you notice ants dying as they walk over
> your harp, you may consider using a mild disinfectant, or if you often
> play
> "Crossroads", the services of an exorcist.
> 3) The vinegar and salt in salt 'n vinegar potato chips disinfect the
> harp,
> and the harp lasts longer, as it's rapidly blocked unplayably solid .
> 4) Eating peanuts before playing a solo offers new challenges in music.
> You may have to change mode from mixolodion to desperation.
> 5) You will fondly remember that garlic pizza you had last Friday when you
> next play lotsa draws. Similarly a good cigar lasts longer when it lingers
> in a Pearwood comb. Ventilate the harp storage box well.
> 6) Always tap your harp briskly against the back of a passing guitarist;
> it removes the moisture from the harp, and if you conceal the harp well he
> thinks you're his friend. It's good for the harp and the guitarist. Love.
> 7) Waiting for the gunk to seal your combs is theoretical and decidedly
> foul. Reeds block first. I find it's best to seal combs using a melted mix
> of beeswax and petroleum jelly. If you know about the production of
> beeswax
> and petroleum products, you may wish to go back to gunk.
> 8) If you suffer from nickel allergy, or are concerned about the aluminium
> in cast combs, you may consider an all-plastic harmonica. These are best
> cleaned by 90 bar pressure grit blasting, followed by passing the harp
> very
> slowly over a high gas flame.
> 9) Very few deaths have been reported as being due to harmonica toxicity.
> Most harmonica-related deaths are in fact due to lead poisoning,
> from the .38 specials of outraged husbands, but that's another story.
>
> Best Regards Geoff Atkins
>
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