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[icemanle@xxxxxxx]

St. Peter was checking IDs at the gates of heaven.  He asked a 
man, "What did you do on Earth?"
The man said, "I was a doctor." 
St. Peter said, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates."

"Next!  What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher." 
"Go right through those pearly gates."
 
"Next!  And what did you do on Earth?"
"I was a musician."
"Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen ... "