RE: [Harp-L] Hecklers (was "Another topic about professionalism")

[tom ball <havaball@xxxxxxx>]

A few more lines to use on hecklers:

"You shouldn't drink on an empty head."

"It's OK, man, I remember my first Quaalude."

"Sorry, I don't speak alcoholic."

"Save your breath, you'll need it later to inflate your date."

"I'm sorry, man, I don't know how to deal with you. I'm a musician, 
not a proctologist."

-TB