Re: [Harp-L] RE: Gig Attire

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Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 13:55:21 +0000
From: nonidesign@xxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [Harp-L] RE: Gig Attire
>My band has five rules concerning attire:
>1. No Blues Brothers references.
>2. No dressing like a pimp from New Orleans
>3. No flames
>4. If you dress like a hippie we will assume you are one. This 
>infraction automatically warrants a   third offense fine (see fines 
> section below)
>5. Nothing representing the Chicago Cubs 
>
>Fines are as follows: 
>    First offense: Stern warning 
>    Second offense: Stern warning
>    Third offense: We douse your car with gasoline and set it on fire.

This cracks me up, especially the bit about dressing like a hippy... 
  I mean think about it, if the guy is a hippy, how likely is it he owns a
car?  So what do you do with the gasoline then?