Re: [Harp-L] RE: Gig Attire

[nonidesign@xxxxxxx]

My band has five rules concerning attire:
1. No Blues Brothers references.
2. No dressing like a pimp from New Orleans
3. No flames
4. If you dress like a hippie we will assume you are one. This infraction automatically warrants a  
    third offense fine (see fines section below)
5. Nothing representing the Chicago Cubs 

Fines are as follows: 
    First offense: Stern warning 
    Second offense: Stern warning
    Third offense: We douse your car with gasoline and set it on fire.