Re: How to Date a Green Bullet

[Mojo Red <harplicks@xxxxxxxxx>]

Iceman wrote:
> > Find an attractive Green Bullet and ask it out.

Sam replied: 
> That's the easy part.  Where do you take her? 
> What do you talk about?  Do you introduce her to 
> your parents?

WHERE TO TAKE HER:
Take her to your favorite tube amp, maybe even a
botique. Someplace classy... clean, without too
much breakup. Go for the gusto! Hang the wattage!
Smoothly invite her to plug in. 

WHAT TO TALK ABOUT:
You can tell her you have a hot element and that
you're hard-wired -- you can even mention your big
bottom end. But you'd better not mention all the
feedback you've been getting lately, that would be
harsh.

MEETING THE PARENTS:
When you meet her parents, tell them you come from
a long line of fine vintage American stock. Tell
them you're dependable and that you have plans to
buy a volume pot. They'll like that.

Harpin' in Colorado,
- --Ken M.

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"When you speak of Walter Horton, the first thing you think of is his tone, that big, fat tone."
- ---Li'l Ronnie Owens

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