Re: Sticky chromatic slide



That is hilarious.   Thanks, I'll order some...discretely, of course.
Hambone






>From: KENNEDBANE@xxxxxxx
>Reply-To: harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx
>To: harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: Re: Sticky chromatic slide
>Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2003 12:39:45 EST
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>In a message dated 1/10/03 8:41:29 AM Pacific Standard Time,
>harpmanx@xxxxxxxxxxx writes:
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><I have a Hohner 280/64 and have noticed lately that whenever I first pull 
>it
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>out of the case, the slide tends to stick a bit.>
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>Harpman:
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>My wife ordered a Hering Velvet Voice  chromatic (which I love) for me
>for Christmas from one of our on-line venders--I think it was either
>Coast to Coast Music or Harp Depot--and the nice lady she talked
>to on the 'phone suggested she also order some Hohner Slide
>Lubricant, which turned out to be a product called Astroglide.
>Judy wrapped the two items separately and I unwrapped the
>Astroglide first.  Not knowing about the Velvet Voice I hadn't a
>clue as to why I was getting this stuff and proceded, in front of
>my assembled family, to read the complete label.
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>"Astroglide: Second Only to Nature.Personal Lubricant...Condom
>Compatible"  As the rest of my family started to howl, Judy,  who's
>pretty naive about such things, (even after 37 years of marriage,)
>kept yelling "It's to lubricate his slide!"
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>Considering that my younger daughter also gave my elder, who
>is a choral director, some "pasties" which she said are intended
>to hide her nipples if she wears a sheer blouse at one of her
>performances, the morning was declared our first X-rated Christmas
>ever.
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>Neil
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