Re: A crummy story - superficial harp content

["Alexander Mcleod" <sandman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Good on you, Sam!
Sandy

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From: "Samuel Gravina" <sgravina@xxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Harp-L" <harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, February 07, 2003 5:22 AM
Subject: A crummy story - superficial harp content


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> > A True Story (worth reading)
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> That story was horrible!  Don't read it, here is a summary:
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> 1)  God creates a bad kid.
> 2)  Bad piano teacher tries to dump him.
> 3)  God kills the kids mother.
> 4)  Now the kid can play the piano.
> 5)  Then God kills the kid along with hundreds of others in Oklahoma.
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> This is the worst of the "God's love is revealed through horror" genre of
> religious clap-trap that I have seen.
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> Here is an outline for my own story with obligatory harp content:
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> 1.) Sam is born without any musical ability.
> 2.) Sam tries and tries and manages to imitate something musical.
> 3.) Sam's Dad is murdered.
> 4.) Sam play "Amazing Grace" and "Taps" at Dad's funeral.
> 5.) Everyone is deeply moved, except Dad.
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> Now call everyone in the phone book and tell them this story.  It will
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