Re: "Can I try one of your harps?"

[clarkeb@xxxxxxxxx]

>Answers to "can I try your harmonica?"
>
>"Can I try your girlfriend?"        (be careful using this one on
drunks)
>"You wanna use my toothbrush too?"
>
>Or have get a spare harp. Maybe one with a few broken reeds or
whatever.
>Get some habenero peppers and boil them in a little water. Paint the
>harp with the soup. That's one drunkard that will think twice before
>borrowing another harp.

You guys know how to get EVIL!  I like it.


Bernie Clarke
"Don't start me to talkin'.  I'll tell everything I know." - SBWII