Re: "Can I try one of your harps?"

[J Patrick Hester -- NY <ph@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Answers to "can I try your harmonica?"

"Can I try your girlfriend?"        (be careful using this one on drunks)
"You wanna use my toothbrush too?"

Or have get a spare harp. Maybe one with a few broken reeds or whatever.
Get some habenero peppers and boil them in a little water. Paint the
harp with the soup. That's one drunkard that will think twice before
borrowing another harp.