Re: Humour

[Mike Curtis <wd6ehr@xxxxxxxxxx>]

>      My only question is "What key is this in?".

Car keys


How do you know when a singer is at your door?
A. (S)he can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.


What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead trombonist
in the road?
A. The snake may have been on his way to a gig.


Public Address announcement at a recent concert:  Will the musicians and the
drummer please report to the stage.


What's the difference between a pig and a musician?
A. A pig would never stay up all night trying to have sex with a musician.


 -- mike