Rob Quoted Steven Wright:
     
>I play the harmonica.  The only way I can play is if I get my car 
>going really fast, and stick it out the window.  I've been arrested 
>three times for practicing.
     
>I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out.  Now 
>my car goes 500 miles per hour.  The harmonica sounds *amazing*.
     
     My only question is "What key is this in?".
Rich