[joker@tdkt.mn.org: Country vs. Jazz]

[ah567@xxxxxxxxxxx (George W. Miklas)]

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    From: joker@xxxxxxxxxxx (Scott Anderson)
    To: joker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Subject: Country vs. Jazz
    Date: Tue, 25 Oct

    
    A group of American musicians were touring in a mideastern country
    when 2 of the men were caught stealing.  One was a country/western
    singer, the other, a jazz singer.  The penalty is death.
    
    While waiting for the firing squad the captain asked if they had any
    last requests.
    
    Country singer: 'I would like to hear all 29 verses of 'Ache Breake Heart'.
    
    Captain: 'Your request will be granted' turns to the jazz singer 'and you?'
    
    Jazz singer: 'Yeah, shoot me first!'
    
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    ... If you mix Country/Western and Rap, do you get Crap music?
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