Re: [Harp-L] National "Embarrassing Question" week

["Bill" <bill.eborn@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

While your collegues proceed with elongated solos, nip into to the old man's 
pub round the corner from the trendy bar where the gig is.  Whatever you do 
make sure you say hello to the strange impersonation of a corpse called 
Arthur that's the only thing vaguely resembling a human in there other than 
the really fat barman, or you'll suffer a  hideous curse.  Buy two pickled 
eggs, put them inside a packet of Walkers ready salted crisps, give them a 
good shake and consume with haste.  Call a taxi or a friend and get them to 
go to the all night chemists and buy you some Diocalm.  Make sure you take 
at least twice the recommended dose, crush and dissolve in a shot of Tequila 
and knock back in one.  Whatever you do don't drink real ale - you'll then 
have the opposite problem and no close personal friends for at least a 
month.

Bill