Re: [Harp-L] Cell Phone aka Blackberry Blues



..and the rival

My jeep crushed my phone
It broke my heart
My fancy new phone
Don't have a working part

I got that broke Iphone moan
I got that that broke Iphone moan



----- Original Message ----- From: "Bill Kumpe" <bkumpe@xxxxxxx>
To: <harp-l@xxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Monday, July 06, 2009 7:30 PM
Subject: [Harp-L] Cell Phone aka Blackberry Blues



Went out yesterday morning

To get into my jeep

My Blackberry slipped off my belt

But it didn't make a peep

I backed right over that sucker

Smashed it right into the ground

And now, I'm totally out of touch

And absolutely can't be found



And I said .. this is bad thing?

It don't seem so bad to me

Seems more like somebody cut my chains

And set my poor soul free.



I drove all the way to my office

Without a client breaking my peace

When I got there I just kept drivin'

The solitude was so complete

I had already lost my schedule

So I just went to the park instead

Sat down on a bench

And let the wind clear my head



And I said, man this is nice

That noisy thing is gone

It'll take 'em hours to find me

I think I'll just keep movin' on.



Bout lunch I got a footlong

And a big ole bottle of beer

Sat down in the park to enjoy 'em

And man what did I hear

A pair of guitars a wailing

And a drummer on a trashcan

So I pulled out my harps

Nodded to them all

And joined their crazy band.



And I said, man

This beats the heck out of staying in touch

I'm glad as heck I smashed it

Thank you Jeep very much.



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