[Harp-L] The Sideman's By-Laws

["Trip Henderson" <trip.tunes@xxxxxxxxx>]

I figure most of us on this list are sidemen.  The more seasoned (grey hair,
pot bellies....) members of the group have learned these tips the hard way.
For you young'ns - take heed.


*The Sideman's By-Laws*

*Never recommend anyone who plays better than you.

*Always suck up. (Leaders, bartenders, bride and/or groom, management, etc.)

*If you don't know it, play harmony.

*Double book, then choose.

*Always degrade types of music you can't play or know nothing about.

*Always bring your own business cards and solicit during breaks.

*Never play requests (especially if you know it).

*Save all high notes for warming up and after engagement.

*Never show up sooner than 30 seconds before an engagement. (One minute? if
you have equipment to set up.)??

*Never leave a book in order.

*Whenever possible, write on music in ink.

*Always play Trane or Parker licks during fox trots, tangos, waltzes or
anything in D minor.

*Always tap out spit over music.

*If the leader is not sure of a tune, always use substitute changes over his
vocals or solos.

*Always worship dead jazz greats.

*Always bring drinks back to the band stand.

*When a break is over, always disappear. If this is not possible, make a
phone call.

*Always bum a ride.

*Always wait until someone else is buying before you get thirsty.

*Never bring your own cigarettes (or recreational drugs).

*Avoid tipping at all cost (waitresses, coat room, valet, etc.).

*Always ask, "When does the band eat", or "Where's our table?

*Remember, it's not your gig. Mingle with the guests and enjoy yourself.
Feel free to add to the list.


Trip Henderson

*http://www.myspace.com/triphenderson*<http://www.myspace.com/triphenderson>

*http://www.secondfiddles.com* <http://www.secondfiddles.com/>

*http://www.myspace.com/thesecondfiddles*<http://www.myspace.com/thesecondfiddles>

*http://www.myspace.com/sufferinsuccotash*<http://www.myspace.com/sufferinsuccotash>